>Be me
>Dad died
>Ranch estate for sale
>Boomer step mother won’t do moar than turn on lawn sprinklers
>Drive halfway across country to ride 4 wheeler and open irrigation valves
>Go visit new neighbor to ask for water in irrigation ditch
>Neighbor lives in house with long history of pot grows
>Comes out with AR
>anon driving fed looking SUV with white tags
>Tell him don’t worry, am fren
>just want some water in ditch
>start talking. He’s fellow patriot.
>His name is Chad
>Tell him am driving stupid # of miles to irrigate
>He says why not have me do it
>Show him how and agree on price
>Everyone habby
TL;DR - Went to Chad’s house and got greeted with AR, then hired him.