>>9666572 Search the term "accidental comedy".
>>9666771 Ever driven past a ranch, and seen something small, like a can lid, mounted to a fence post… with a single bullet hole in it? Look how far it is from the house… and calculate your odds of surviving an attempted raid.
Before you come out here, please fatten yourselves up, and get a domestic pick up. Our dogs will enjoy the extra protein, and we'll appreciate the spare parts.