It's Juneteenth everybody! That day you didn't know meant anything until your overlords told you it did. Oh boy! Who's ready to be lectured to for the next 18 hours?

>>9668884

You'd be surprised how many couples are like that (or maybe you wouldn't be.) [They] get off on being the complete opposite of what's right, and deceiving all of us while doing it. I just assume at this point that almost all "elites" start on hormone blockers in childhood and grow up to be completely corrupted, deranged abominations.

We live in hell, have I mentioned that?

>>9668887

Atlanta is going to go crazy as fuck for sure.

>>9668905

They got the [call]. Leadership of every sizable town in America is compromised. Mayors, city councilmen ect. Every. Single. Town. No exceptions. No safe states.

>>9668931

>>9668938

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>i mean that's actually pretty cool honestly

>>9668965

How would you know what a clown smells like?

>>9668994

>[insert overused Sun Tzu quote here]

>>9668996

>DelawareDOT

Hey, I owe them money.

They're never getting it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9669018

No, autistic.

>>9669008

Nightshift is where old school anons can be found, usually life-long night owls with questionable career prospects. Dayshift might as well be a knitting circle at times.

>>9669030

>with surprising GOP support

>surprising

To who? Someone who thinks there's a Republican party in California?

>>9669042

I'm sure all 14 coma patients whose nurses left the TV in their room on whatever channel he's on are just beside themselves right now.

>>9669085

>t. seething dayshift

>>9669127

I've been waking up at like 6pm at night and going to bed at noon. Instead of belonging to a shift, I'm more like that homeless guy at McDonald's who's mumbling in the corner but technically I paid for something 5 hours ago so you can't kick me out.

>>9669158

Literal monkey behavior.

>>9669194

Did you just call Carlton a monkey?

>>9669184

So are we just going to have 1 story like this from each city now? Is that what we're doing?

>>9669234

I mean, would you let a basset hound date your white daughter?

Be honest.

>>9669265

What.

>>9669222

Just what the world needs; more women complaining.

>>9669231

To all the traitors of Texas:

When the time comes, you will be dealt with in a manner that will gain worldwide recognition and never be forgotten.

That's not a threat, it's an inevitability.

Have a nice day :)

>>9669344

You dare try to out-flag me?

>>9669395

FOOL

YOU HAVE OPENED UP A CAN OF MAD

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>>9669430

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I mean good luck trying to convince people to change it. The current one is pretty overwhelmingly popular.

>>9669493

>tfw you realize that all the marxist idiots who want to throw anyone they disagree with into gulags and re-education centers, will in all likelihood end up in prison and rehabilitation centers

>>9669558

Spear-chucking, shuck-and-jiving, moon cricket ass nigger.