Okay, thx:
Dear nothingeverhappens.com/hopium,
Since 2017 I've been an avid reader of your posts.
Unfortunately nothing ever happens, btw congrats to you for your awesome website name.
Now the reason, why I wanted to contact you:
I'm planning a sabbatical and want back to real life.
Can you plz provide me with actual dates for planned happening so I can plan my life accordingly but won't miss BIG, BIG happenings?
Thx in advance,
Sabbatical Anon
P.S.: What does it mean, when you say "SOON"?