Baker
I rise to state a point of order.
The point of order is that Juneteenth is undeniably a fictituious and most homosexual concept. It means nothing. It does nothing. In fact, it is nothing.
The people who conceived of it, moreover, are themselves homosexuals and legally known to the People's Republic of Kekistan as a cause of ass cancer in third world countries.
Based on this point of order, it is within the rules of process to recommend that that any and all written documents in the possession of anons bearing the fraudulent, unpatriotic term "juneteenth" be burned, and the ashes shot into space; and further, an anathema be pronounced upon all who create or proliferate such bullshittery amongst the general population.
I yield back the balance of my shitposting for this bread.