WHAT IS THAT SMELL? OH, JESUS CHRIST. WHAT DID YOU EAT? DIARRHEA?
ONCE UPON A TIME, I BELIEVED IN DESTINY, BUT NOW I SAY, F THAT B. EVERYTHING I HAVE IN THIS LIFE, I EARNED MYSELF. THERE'S NO COSMIC LUCK DECIDING SHIT FOR US. MY WEALTH, MY FAME, MY WORLD SERIES PENNANT – I EARNED MYSELF. THE ONE THING I DIDN'T EARN MYSELF WAS WHEN I CAUGHT CRABS. I THINK I GOT THOSE FROM SLEEPING AT A RED ROOF INN.
ACTUALLY NOTABLE