No fucking way. Nobody is that white and clueless.
You betta pass me dat purple drank. Sheeit.
So my nephew is coming over in like 45 minutes. Can he try the baker thing?
He says he know minecraft pretty good.
Wait until Hillary calls the Suicide Hotline. Hope they put her on hold.
You want wholesome jokes, go watch Ingraham and Butt Boy's unfunny shtick.
Maybe he didn't receive those Polaroids yet. Mail has been dodgy.