STARS AND BARS,
RED, WHITE, AND BLUE HOME TEAM, MAN
IT'S TRUMP 2020
(((THEY'RE))) THROWING AN "OXYGENARIAN" AT US
STRUGGLING WITH DEMENTIA
TRYING TO HIDE LIQUOR ON HIS BREATH
DEALING WITH HIS SON
WHO'S JUST GOT A STRIPPER PREGNANT DOWN IN ARKANSAS
CHEATING ON HIS DEAD BROTHER'S WIFE!