• I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

• Four ruffians break into my house.

• "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

• Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.

• Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.

• I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.

• "Tally ho, lads" The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

• Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

• He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.

• Just as the founding fathers intended

>>9691367

> 4.2 magnitude earthquake 8 km from Perry, Oklahoma, United States

33 minutes ago

https://earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2020-06-21-03-15-41-utc-4-2-7

>>9691510

>>9691544

cough

>>9691491