SIX HUNDRED TIMES!!!
I fuckin love POTUS
Good laughs tonight
-In your blue state fantasy, those 4 feminists would have come in through 4 different windows, after breaking them with rocks followed by molotov cocktails.
-One of them lagged behind because she wasn't strong enough to break the glass and had to run around to one of the other broken ones
-Your house is on fire in 4 places and 4 masked, genderless people are in 4 different parts of your house pissed off because there are no valuables to take.
-So they start breaking shit.
-You took way too long to react to the noise because you were paralyzed in fear, alone in your dead grandmother's house she left to your mother, who lets you stay there on the weekends-
-The house burns as you put your grandma's wig on and try to run out to confront one of them.
-You aim the replica musket that was hanging on the wall and pull the trig- wait, the safety.
-You PULL THE TRIG- how the fuck does this thing go.. *click
-You triumphantly pull the trigger, nothing happens, duh, and you get slowly and weakly beaten to a bloody pulp by 2 of the 4 intruders. They can barely keep you still as you wriggle and writhe.
-One got hurt and is tending to the other who can't make it through a burning part of the house
-You finally lose consciousness due to smoke inhalation, and by the time the fire dept shows up, all 5 of you are laying there, barely alive because none of you has a lick of survival instinct.
Fast forward 2 years:
-You're picking the 5th one up from prison because she's being released that day.
-The 5 of you have reservations at that fantastic little Taco place in SoHo.
heard- good points
I switched to the clamshell because of the tracking, but I still carry around the smartphone-
I should load that shit up with evidence.
Problem is you never know what you'll be asked about
'Black' protester
I can remember a shooting about 15 years ago where a black cop shot at a bunch of white kids, killing one.
The incident was on the local news for about 4 weeks every day, and not once did they say
'Black' officer
or
'White' kids
standard procedure