They really thought Club-you-Shar would be a good mouthpiece for the DS?
She gets so nervous on TV you can hear it in her voice.
She's about to cry every time a camera turns on.
It's like she's taking a thick hard dump every time she talks.
There's so much anxiety written on her face, everything she says sounds like a quote from a suicide note.
She's the karen that tricked a simp and now has grand-karens and grand-simps.
She's the one standing on your front lawn screaming at your Trump2020 sign, then cries 'whyyy' later alone after she cracks that 3rd bottle.
She looks like a baby that doesn't know a haircut doesn't hurt.
She looks like the barber that has to deliver that first bob.
She sounds like she's sitting on a vibrating bed when she talks.
When that bed inevitably gives her an orgasm, she calls her ex-simp and cries.
Her uber driver is a murderer every single time, she assumes.
And she doesn't drive because she needs to be told when to accelerate.
I'm just gonna quit before I get anonymously sued cuz she's shaking so bad in rage she can't write a cogent cease and desist letter, leading to a real lawyer to contact me, asking me to stop