Went to recently re-opened church rituals. For father's day, the ushers distributed rocks painted with motivational words. My spouseanon was distributing.

Spouseanon whispered (this is a weird one) as a rock was handed to me. Received one with the motivational word Satan on it.

WTF?

Spouseanon delivered it to me because I could "deal" with it. With the help of St. Michael, of course.

I suppose Satan is a motivator. It is up to us to decide in which way we are motivated.

But who put Satan in the basket?