>>9702913

Was in Dallas today (do not live there) and when shopping at an Asian market (with my hot Asian Conservative wife). She was wearing her mask under her chin, and I was not wearing one at all.

The security person confronted us and told us that we must wear a mask, and I decided to use a different tactic than the old standard "fuck off and read the constitution or call the cops". I decided to look him square in the eye and whisper to him (to appear as my wife would not hear) and I told him "I am not Asian".

And walked right past him as serious as fuck.

My wife heard it.

She turned to him and said "I do all the heavy breathing anyway- he don't need a mask"

And handed her mask to him…

My wife is badass.

(we were the only troublemakers in the group)

>>9703050

(she's far moar American than you, and a better marksman too faggot.)

>>9703066

>Race mixing

implies that I told you what race I am.

Dumbass.

>>9703100

First of all, its my affair and I would be honored to make kids with slanted eyes thru her.

Secondly if it makes you feel better we cant have kids.

>>9703219

NOTABLE

no homo..>

Yes homo I guess….

>>9703232

flour for rolling a mate and fucking the wet spot?

any fine powderish substance will do, but for the best hardon use cocaine.

(I have no actual food knowledge… Kek!)

>>9703312

Like a water held behind a dam that is cracking.

They are hiding the crack forming.

>>9703366

Totally NEGRO race slavery related right…

Can't make that fucking connection…

>>9703402

>Rome wasn't built in a day.

Not sure if it is the ANON in me, or just because I am a world class dick, but I now find myself saying in response to things like that:

SAUCE or it didn't happen. (or in this case "Sauce or it may have happened")

and additionally, I find people actually take offense to being called "faggot" (affectionately of course) in real life.

Too bad for them, I'm too much of a dick to care or change…

The "Anon life" has me.

>>9703477

They tried refusing me today in Dallas Asian market.

and my wife handed the security person her mask to boot. Walked past them with no masks.

And told them to call the cops if there is a problem.

(I would have called on ADA / HIPAA if they did)

>>9703524

KEK!