>>9715544 (LB)
> Why does Switzerland get out of all the wars?
We mind our own business and didn't get into those wars (WWI and WWII) in the first place, due to our doctrine of neutrality. Hitler threatened to conquer us on his way back from France but, thanks to the Allied forces, that didn't happen. Meanwhile, both Nazis AND Americans bombed us during WWII. But Americans assured us that they did so by accident and paid USD 63 Million in reparations. No hard feelings there.
> Why do they have so much gold and super banks?
We don't have so much gold anymore, our national bank sold much of it (approximately 1300 Tons) back in the early 2000s, to comply with IWF rules that required us to give up our gold standard (big mistake, imho). Our banks have since mostly gone to shit and there is no such thing as a secret Swiss number account (as popularized by Hollyweird) anymore - Mainly thanks to an extremely dim-witted guy named Christoph Meili. Look him up on Google.
> Why does Geneva make the law of war, when they are neutral?
Geneva doesn't make the law of war. What you're talking about is probably the Geneva Convetion, also known as the Humanitarian Law of Armed Conflicts. It's a diplomatic treaty that was brought into existence in Geneva by a guy named Henry Dunant, after this guy witnessed the extremely bloody Battle of Solferino during the second war of Italian independence. Later on, Dunant also founded the international committee of the red cross.
Furthermore, the UN has their european headquarters in Geneva; We signed a treaty with them in 1955, giving them special rights and immunity. Although it is my personal opinion that, after the UN abused both our hospitality and neutrality by openly endorsing violent ultra-left-wing terrorists on their Twatter feed, this treaty should be revoked immediately, their (non-native) personnel expelled and their site in Geneva (Palais des Nations) closed down and returned to us. They're probably completely subverted by communists anyway.
> Why is the population small?
We are a small country, approximately 0.42% the size of the United States.
> Why does Hitler and Soros come from there?
Neither Hitler nor Soros came from Switzerland. Hitler was from Austria and Soros comes from Hungary. Fuck both of them, btw.
> Why does Switzerland mean Confederates in English?
It doesn't. Switzerland means Switzerland in English. You're probably referring to the Latin name Confoederatio Helvetica. We are a federal republic and our political system is extremely similar to that of the United States of America. And just like the USA, we also freed ourselves from foreign oppressors (Habsburgs), although we did so waaay back in 1291. We thus share a somehwat similar history and the fine people of the United States of America have many good frens in Switzerland.