"Listen up, you Trump shitkickers! You're trying to frame me. I know what you muddahfuckers trying to do. So get this, you flat assed Boomers, it weren't my Mom I got out of that death chamber… I mean that place for wot they put has-been old bastards in. It wasn't my Mom, you shitheads. She happened to be identifying as my Dad when I removed her. So get your facts right!"