BREAKING FBI — NOT A NOOSE
"Garage door rope found in Bubba Wallace garage had been there since 2019…" FBI clears accused ropes!!
An unidentified Nascar spokesman is quoted as saying, "Yeah, we completely fucked this shit up. We were going for the 'woke' demographic, since families, patriots and 'deplorables' have been fleeing in droves. Well, it didn't quite work out the way we planned. We're sorry."
Once again, proving that with the outrage crowd: "All ropes are guilty until proven innocent"
Fucking. Idiots.