I've avoided social media since it was invented. Your grandma probably knows more about Twitter than I do. Where the hell do I start?
And there's proof. This tweet's still up.
Ok, I'll try it.
>My wife & daughter were with me the one time I flew to the island
Now that's about as sordid as it gets!
Spite.
The only way that would possibly help is if you monitor your web browser's code/memory. Come to think of it, that might be interesting.