I, Romanianfag living in Canada,
do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support my Ameribros who defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; and who bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the digital office on which I entered: So help me God.
I was born into communism, and was 4 years old when I was forced to have dinner with my family in the bathroom, as it was the only room in the apartment with no windows, and thus was "safe" while the revolution's gunfire raged on outside.
I will not stand idly by and let the scourge of evil take the world unopposed. I will not go silently into the night, nor will I be silent as they try to take my bros into the night. I will not surrender without a fight. This is for the world, for freedom, WWG1WGA!!!