Anonymous ID: 32e963 June 24, 2020, 4:56 p.m. No.9736093   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>6100 >>6136 >>6278

Pledge adapted to Red MAGA Hat

 

This is my hat. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My hat bears my mission statement. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my hat is useless. Without my hat, I am useless. I must honor my hat's message. I must be greater than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must stop him before he stops me. I will…

 

My hat and I know that what counts in war is not the snowflakes we trigger, the memes we create, nor the redpills we drop. We know that it is our MAGA that counts. We will release our MAGA…

 

My hat is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will wear it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its slogan and its message. I will keep my hat clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

 

Before God, I swear this creed. My hat and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!