RANT
the logical fallacies inherent in the idea of "white privilege" are so obvious, why is no one deconstructing their argument by pointing them out?
me: i thought science says that the first humans evolved in africa?
BLM: that's right honky, the first human was black.
me: so then white people of today were once black?
BLM: das right, cracker.
me: so once, all people were black, how could there have been white privilege?
BLM: well, uhhh… when all people were black, there WEREN'T no white privilege.
me: and if there was no white privilege, then how did white people become white and privileged, if there were no white people in power to give them the "unfair advantage" you believe exists?
BLM: uhhh… well, ahhh…. ya see…
me: and if all people were once black, then white people are really black people, so how can there be anything called white privilege now?
BLM: you just tryin' to CONFUSE me, MOFO. black people left africa and became white people, and then they invented white privilege.
me: so let me see if i got this right. once all people were black. some of them left africa and set out to explore the rest of the world. what kind of people do that? and what kind of people stay home?
the brave, adventurous ones, which ones are they? the ones that left or the ones that stayed? how about the lazy complacent ones, which are they? so the brave adventurous ones set out to explore the unknown. they must have come upon all kinds of unknown dangers. i'll bet a lot of them died. wonder which ones survived? i'll bet it was the smarter ones. so the brave and adventurous ones left, and as a result they also became smarter, while the lazy complacent ones stayed in africa and as a result, stagnated. fast forward a few million years… the black people that left africa were superior to the ones that stayed behind, and in the process became smarter and even more superior and, oh by the way, white. ya know, sounds to me like what YOU call white privilege is actually nothing more than WHITE ACCOMPLISHMENT. here's a thought, maybe you should stop whining like a spoiled cunt, get off your ass, and EARN some equality.
ok, i went over the top there at the end, but seriously, there's got to be some memes in there, dontcha think?