I'm gonna need caffeine IVs and a very large piss bottle
Toilet paper shortage over? Los Angeles gets a paper mache dome? Ooooh, we use them to roll up certain smoking materials only legal in a few States!
Maybe too late anyway, here's a container ship headed for the port complex of Los Angeles/Long Beach right now, ETA 6/27
>>9749487 (me)
Ooops, forgot the part where the ship is coming in directly from Shanghai,China