Hows this ?
Non-American ANONS : Maybe Q will come up with something.
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the TRUTH and the RIGHTEOUS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD who search for it ,BOTH THE MEEK and STRONG in WORD OR DEED against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God. WWG1WGA