Hey fam,
Want to get a FastTrack pass to a US congressional seat?
Then break ya muthafuckin neck!
Poke your eye out with a fork…
Step on a landmine…
The C_A will meet you in the ICU, pay all your bills, run your campaign for you and prop you up as their puppet
All you have to do is tweet all the 4am talking points they feed you everyday
Easy $$$