Never heard of "hurry up and wait?"
Once upon a time a Soviet Navy Flag Officer got drunk and decided the US and USSR were at war. Several combatant ships went boiling out of the Vladivostok Base and were way into the Sea of Japan before anybody on our side knew they were there. 1980s if iirc
Let the tenant go get a mortgage or a tent then. Fuck off Lisa
Finally found it, way too many folders