Remember this? It's true. Like, actually and unironically.
People make a mistake when they assume that Biblical events could only happen in the past. We're living in them. God didn't go away. Duh.
I've often wondered in my more schizoid and egotistical moments if we Anons were chosen by some kind of shadowy government agents lurking the chans and hand-selecting us for this fight. But maybe there was a simpler explanation.
Do you believe in God, Anon? Do you believe in destiny? I do. Serendipity has taught me that the people in our lives are put there by God for a reason, to help us along our journey.
High-five, Anon. You were in God's draft pick for THE big showdown. Let's not let it go to our heads, but let's live up to it.