Jacob Rothschild: Shit, the people are figuring out who's really behind our zionist agenda after the last 19 years in Iraq, SR exposing HRC ties back to us, and figuring out we fund the muslim alumni at Harvard.

George Soros: Okay, I'll shift my funds to progressive marxist foundations to keep up the left/right distraction, while shifting our puppets' focus to Chyna that you started in the 1830's.

Jacob Rothschild: Good, gooood.

SA: Okay, we'll put our puppets out front in order to try and keep the focus on the MB and have them criticize Israel so the people on the right can say "Oh, you're hating on Israel, you evil leftist!" in order to keep the waters muddy to the zionist agenda. Thanks for all the shekels that you've given to us, paid for by the American taxpayer through your private Federal Reserve, by the way!

Jacob Rothschild: You guys think we got enough shabbos goys to keep the blame off us?

George Soros: Why, of course, boss! They're just dumb cattle after all.

Jacob Rothschild: Good, make sure to invite a few moar to the Bilderberg meeting next time.

Henry Kissinger: You got it, boss!

George Soros: You got it, boss! Condolences on the loss of David Rockefeller as well.