put your shirt on!
the Air Force doesn't fly over you to harras you!
Why don't you work as a civilian, they might hire you.
you could work for Vindman. He'd probably like you without your batman suit (or was is spider man).
seriously, dude, you make yourself look crazy when you act like the planes are dogging you.
Maybe crows, you know ,you drive a 100 miles and that same crow . . . he follows you the whole way.