Hey Q,
When the aliens come…
…will they take over the world?
What do we do if they if they call us names?
(the year is 1917…somewhere in a shadowy smoky room)
"Okay guys were going to take over the world from white people"
"How do we do that?"
"We're going to call them silly names"
"Won't they just tell you to go fuck yourself?"
"Nope. We're calling them names and in a hundred years this will all be ours"
"Sounds kinda dumb"
"Actually the dumbest part is the ones who don't like being called the names will call the ones telling them to go fuck themselves the names we tell them to call them"
"Oh"
"It's that easy"
It's also used to fake shootings and terror attacks
Ed Henry isn't conservative. He used to work at CNN