Listen up faggots,

I need some answers here. Since April my neighborhood in Michigan (all black) has been lightning off MAJOR mortar fireworks day and night. They start around 2pm and go until about 4am.

These aren’t bottle rockets. When you go outside at my house it sounds like Stalingrad. I’m not exaggerating. The concussive force is enough to jolt the chair underneath you.

I started doing the math. There is absolutely zero possibility the upstanding youth in my gorgeous and safe neighborhood could afford to launch mortars of these size day and night.

They also aren’t coming from one place. There is at least 5 locations I’ve listened to from all directions and the blasts seem to be somewhat coordinated.

If there is any glow niggers or someone with some inside scoop it would be appreciated. I feel like I’m in legit danger. Is my neighborhood about to go off? I know mine isn’t the only one.

Attached are some local mortar prices.

Ps. I’ve also seen several articles of this phenomenon across the country but I’m phone fagging.