Fuck checkpoints.

I waited too long to get fireworks and now I gotta get baby fireworks.

Planned a whole trip to talk to Patriots at Phantom and printed little mini fliers..

But it's not worth getting a charge.

Pantifa gets to have weeks of Roman Candle fights in the streets of major cities but I get snakes and sparklers.

I have a few leftovers from years past, but I want NEW shit.

Also MORE shit.

I wish there were delivery services for this stuff.

What would you do, frens?

I'm thinking I cut my losses, buy the baby stuff, light off what I got, and get out there for the post-4th sales to stock up for next time.>>9840688

>>9840714

Unintentional post reference at the end

>>9840753

Notable

Through all this bullshit, all the race-based names seem up for grabs.

Hide ya' kids, hide ya' wife, and hide ya' favorite shit cuz they rapin' everything out here'

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/washington-redskins-pressure-corporate-sponsors-reviewing/story?id=71596724

How bad will the Deadskins suck after an awful name change controversy rocks their morale?

Oh wait, it doesn't matter, nobody is watching football anymore.

Still notable. Slippery slope and all.

Chiefs, 49ers, Braves, Indians, etc are all next.

>>9840770

Checkpoint was at the state line

I GPS'd a way around it, which took another hour+, and almost got pulled at a 2nd checkpoint.

After that I'm like screw it I'm out.

>>9840770

However, can't not kek with ya