Just bet some sucker with more money than brains $1000 on the election. Sending the money to an escrow agent to hold until the election, so no welching. Because it's 50/50 Biden will be replaced, I had been offering to take Trump against every other person on earth, but he apparently didn't see my past offers and specifically took Biden. If Biden gets replaced and his replacement beats Trump (0% chance), I still don't lose.
Easiest $1000 I've ever made, no chance Trump loses.