Altogether now with a rousing chorus of…

“Ooooooh I dun, I dun dindoo nuffin!

watcher lookin at me fer?

Don't you say I'm bluffin,

I aint no ragamuffin

I dun told yer that before

I dun dindoo no diddlin

that 'tweren't my fingers fiddlin

cos I'm the very image of propriety

if someone says they see'd me

I'm thinkin that it needs be

a huge disgrace, so commonplace - just trust this face…

It's a tragic case of

a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!”

Have a feeling we're going to be hearing a lot of slimeballs singing this song very soon.

I hear banjo's. Anybody want to play?