I'll pay any of you guys roughly (might be a little bit under) $100K to put an end to my miserable existence in the most painless way possible.
Can't leave the country. Maybe if you can get Greta to swim me out to that side of the world…
No shill. Just somebody who is so completely bored, lonely, and has realized that this whole world is bullshit!
idek what this even means. jogging is stupid, useless, and a waste of time. i'm thin, cute, effortlessly youthful, and immortal.
I mean it. If the FBI/CIA/DOJ/DOD/DOE/etc. is apparently watching this board, why haven't they already gotten rid of me?
Q keeps telling me to have faith in humanity, but why should I? Especially when humanity has always been awful to me?
He was 91 years old. There's no conspiracy here.
Surprised nobody has recorded or posted a video of the Tulsi "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" on YouTube. Maybe I should post it to show what a joke this whole planet is?
You are all NPCs!
If I go, this whole planet goes.
come meet me now
soooo no matter how much i may try to set fire to this world, i can't?
this is truly the truman show on another level
lmao I can't even set fire to the fireworks that are just sitting out on the sidewalk
what a bullshit world
everything about this is such bullshit
clearly
You can totally tell that everyone is an NPC based on their replies to you lmao.
Even just going out to gay clubs and realizing that everyone there is an NPC is soooooo draining!
Once you realize that this whole world is a pre-planned simulation, it takes a fucking miracle to impress you…
And yes, certain posts and posters are filtered through.
It sucks, but this is the fake, bullshit world we live in.
Both of these statements are false
So once the government finally decides to investigate all 12,634 of these boards… what will you tell them?
"I got digits, this proves such-and-such theory about whatever y'all have been trying to hide from us!"
Hello FBI…
To the FBI agent with the Normal Rockwell tie who interrogated me back in January 2019…
I totally would!
Also, you. clearly know that I am not an assassin. I only have one true love in this world and you (and the SS agent) clearly know who it is!
I remember you, bitch!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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May 14
Thank you to all of my great Keyboard Warriors. You are better, and far more brilliant, than anyone on Madison Avenue (Ad Agencies). There is nobody like you!
your comment makes now sense. this song came out two decades ago.
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welcome