Kek. I still have a few sheets of those.
"I didn't expect to go to New Hampshire. I didn't know it existed. I didn't know what the fuck it was."
-Portland Terrorist, DeAndre Marquise, planning to travel to Trump rally
"If it takes a civil war, we are more than ready to go to that level."
-Portland Rioter
Portland Rioters just freaked out and started running- unclear what happened; sounds like federal agents showed up.
I have one of those tools to break a window and cut the belt in case of emergency. It's not as unusual as Stone makes it out. Got it for Christmas long ago, probably purchased from one of those gadget stores that used to be in malls.
I don't know about Texas and Florida, but Governor Hogan [Maryland] got some from South Korea. In an entirely suspicious move, he put them under guard. Hiding them from Trump, he explained.
"I am a career criminal. I chose to live this kind of life because I'm good at it."
-Portland Rioter