I had a prototype fabrication business in the past… “customers” like you were sent away as fast as I could. Then, just your sort of person would turn around and dig for the faults in my business to be turned into Code Enforcement for “treatment”.
Should I have just kicked you in the groin in the first place?
Have you spent an equivalent balance of time thinking about how or why LE get into these situations that compels you to search for evermore compliance gadgets?