Look like fucking blades to me.
If I'm paying $32K for a bladeless fan, I don't want no motherfucking blades.
https://www.wayfair.com/lighting/pdx/everly-quinn-chaliah-led-bladeless-ceiling-fan-with-light-kit-included-w002540255.html
BTW, that missing Chaliah kid was found safe and well, just sayin'.
https://www.hawaiipolice.com/05-19-20-missing-person-located-chaliah-caitano-update