>Judge halts 1st federal execution in 17 years because the victims' family members want to attend but fear traveling during the pandemic
Put family members in nursing home until they test positive, then reschedule execution.
>Man, 22, 'shot 11-year-old boy dead at family cook out' just three months after being released from jail because it was 'too dangerous' for him to be incarcerated during coronavirus pandemic
A mother shouldn't have to fear for her son's safety every time he steals a nigga's watermelon.
>Michiganders required to wear masks in indoor public spaces or face $500 fine, Whitmer order says
Bitch is even pushing for masks on toddlers.
Pro-Tip: You don't have to wear one if you're "exercising".
An enterprising business owner could hold daily exercise sessions where everyone power-walks through the store, and gets discounts for doing pushups at register.
Uber KEK.