Very quiet in here.
Wait, there's a faint sound in the distance, coming from far across the Pacific
Is it…
YES
It's the sound of the Three Gorges Dam, which will likely collapse and kill millions of Chinese
Many more will die of disease and starvation
YES YES YES
FUCK YOU COMMUNISTS!
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER SUCCEED
YOUR UGLY ASSES BETTER REMEMBER
THERE'S A GUN BEHIND EVERY FUCKING BLADE OF GRASS