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Ding. Ding. Ding. Round number (insert round number here)
And on Night Shift! There must be a reason?
Neowise is really putting on quite a show. TY for the images anon.
You, anon, are based. And have nailed it. Hit it completely out of the park in fact. Although I have already taken the oath. I will post it again here. And this is a binding oath, despite being posted to a forum electronically, thanks to a law the Slick Willie signed. How is that for irony?
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God. WWG1WGA.
And now an additional oath.
I, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.
Signed, Anon (you know who I am)
Levée en masse (French pronunciation: [ləve ɑ mɑs] or, in English, "mass levy"[1]) is a French term used for a policy of mass national conscription, often in the face of invasion.
The concept originated during the French Revolutionary Wars, particularly for the period following 16 August 1793,[2] when able-bodied men aged 18 to 25 were conscripted. It formed an integral part of the creation of national identity, making it distinct from forms of conscription which had existed before this date.
The term is also applied to other historical examples of mass conscription.
Text of the French Revolution's levée en masse
Henceforth, until the enemies have been driven from the territory of the republic, the French people are in permanent requisition for army service. The young men shall go to battle; the married men shall forge arms and transport provision; the women shall make tents and clothes, and shall serve in the hospitals; the children shall turn old linen into lint; the old men shall repair to the public places, to stimulate the courage of the warriors and preach the unity of the Republic and hatred of kings
National buildings shall be converted into barracks; public places into armament workshops; the soil of cellars shall be washed in lye to extract saltpeter therefrom.
Arms of the caliber shall be turned over exclusively to those who march against the enemy; the service of the interior shall be carried on with fowling pieces and sabers.
Saddle horses are called for to complete the cavalry corps; draught horses, other than those employed in agriculture, shall haul artillery and provisions
The Committee of Public Safety is charged for taking all measures necessary for establishing, without delay, a special manufacture of arms of all kinds, in harmony with the élan and the energy of the French people. Accordingly, it is authorized to constitute all establishments, manufactories, workshops, and factories deemed necessary for the execution of such works, as well as the requisition for such purpose, throughout the entire extent of the Republic, the artists and workmen who may contribute to their success. For such purpose a sum of 30,000,000 taken from the 498,200,000 livres in assignats in reserve in the “Fund of the Three Keys,” shall be placed at the disposal of the Minister of War (Carnot). The central establishment of said special manufacture shall be established at Paris.
The representatives of the people dispatched for the execution of the present law shall have similar authority in their respective arrondissements, acting in concert with the Committee of Public Safety; they are invested with the ultimate powers attributed to the representatives of the people with armies.
No one may obtain a substitute for service to which he is summoned. The public functionaries shall remain at their posts.
The levy shall be general. Unmarried citizens or childless widowers, from eighteen to twenty-five years, shall go first; they shall meet, without delay, at the chief town of their districts, where they shall practice manual exercise daily, while awaiting the hour of departure.
The representatives of the people shall regulate the musters and marches so as to have armed citizens arrive at the points of assembling only in so far as supplies, munitions, and all that constitutes the material part of the army exist in sufficient proportion.
The points of assembling shall be determined by circumstances, and designated by the representatives of the people dispatched for the execution of the present decree, upon the advice of the generals, in co-operation with the Committee of Public Safety and the provisional Executive Council.
The battalion organized in each district shall be united under a banner bearing the inscription: The French people risen against tyrants.
Such battalions shall be organized according to established decrees, and their pay shall be the same as that of the battalions at the frontiers.
In order to collect supplies in sufficient quantity, the farmers and managers of national property shall deposit the produce of such property, in the form of grain, in the chief town of their respective districts.
Owners, farmers, and others possessing grain shall be required to pay, in kind, arrears of taxes, even the two-thirds of those of 1793, on the rolls which have served to effect the last payment.
[Articles 15 and 16 name assistants to the Deputies on Mission—among them Chabot and Tallien—and give orders to the envoys of the primary assemblies concerning the mission assigned to them.]
The Minister of War is responsible for taking all measures necessary for the prompt execution of the present decree; a sum of 50,000,000 from the 498,000,000 livres in assignats on the “Fund of the Three Keys,” shall be placed at his disposal by the National Treasury.
The present decree shall be conveyed to the departments by special messengers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev%C3%A9e_en_masse
YW. It is always an honor to help. o7
You have it exactly anon. And I thank you. o7
It's a classic. And always makes me laugh. TY anon.
>https://www.vulture.com/2020/07/cristin-milioti-is-here-to-stay.html
Stand by. Explanation inbound.
Anon does not know how much comm analysis you have done. That's okay. I'll try to give you a crash course. There are many approaches. For the purposes of this exercise we'll call this particular mode the drunken sailor. So what you do is you try to visualize how speech sounds when spoken and translate it to a different meaning. A different phrase. But a phrase that sounds the same. Let me think of an example. Okay, got one. Usama Bin Laden. In drunken sailor that might read US Mail Bin is laden. So let's apply this formula to Wayfair. In an exceedingly simple interpretation I come up with WAIF AIR. The AIR part is pretty self explanatory. We are talking about air service. Most likely by Gulfstream or Bombardier. Possibly Lear. Now for the WAIF part. Go to Websters. Sauce posted out of sheer courtesy. Or more honestly, out of concern for the young lives in peril.
waif noun (1)
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\ ˈwāf \
Definition of waif (Entry 1 of 2)
1a: a stray person or animal
especially : a homeless child
b: something found without an owner and especially by chance
2: an extremely thin and usually young woman
3a: a piece of property (such as property washed up by the sea) found but unclaimed
bwaifs plural : stolen goods thrown away by a thief in flight
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/waif
Have I made myself clear? Please do answer.
72 time poster attacked me three times in rapid succession off the target.kek
Anons you know the rest.
BTW. I'm still flying undamaged.
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That is actually pretty damn funny. And the comic relief that I needed. Will not archive. kek.