I see a mighty Shogun warrior, with rocket arm guards and minigun feet, flying bravely into battle, facing certain death against impossible odds. He nonetheless emerges in glorious victory! The blood of his enemies flows like red rivers of shame from their cut, bruised, & shattered corpses, their heads are now strung up like gutted fish on a gilded stringer, expressions of fearful horror on their pale dead faces.
Just one name coincidental w / a missing person / kid would be suspicious. But 5+? Might be a well planned setup, but anons were right to question this.