Washington was a slave holder. I demand that they spend hundreds of billions changing the name of the state.
You never heard of stealth technology?
Orange Bandana Bad
"OK, guys…those crazy Q people said Hanx was wearing an ankle monitor and ratting us all out. See? No ankle monitor. Let's hit him up and see if he has a line on some fresh kids."
Premise: the government has the right to use force of threat of force to compel you take take certain actions to protect the health of others
Conclusion: since most of the serious cases are cause by comorbidities (obesity, poor cardiovascular health, poor dietary control, lack of proper micronutrient intake, sedentary lifestyle), then the government has the right to show up at your door, search/confiscate junk food, and firce you at gunpoint to do 45 minutes of strenuous calisthenics.
Working to expand it into article length. Same argument applies for Universal Healthcare. With the difference being all of us would have a financial interest in everyone else's health but the conclusion would be the same….Big Brother's Compulsory Workouts, implanted blood sugar monitors that go off if blood sugar spikes, etc.
Washington Silly Nannies
This has been the best Sunday Night Shift in months.