For KEKS.

Be even funnier if it wasn’t so close to the truth.

Satire news sites must be having a hard time coming up with stuff that is crazier than reality.

Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-members-to-wear-upc-codes-so-lobbyists-can-scan-prices-self-checkout

>>9944888

Infinity trips checked!

I thought ‘Washington’ was supposed to be taboo now as well. Hard to keep up with the BS.

>>9944927

Washington Monkey Spankers

Washington Douche Nozzles

Washington Cum Guzzlers

Washington Gay Lords

Washington Pillow Biters

Washington Prancing Nancies