Okay, I tried to explain things in a way I would understand. The way I understood, but you are not me. You can’t live through the things I have lives through.

This will be long. I am weaving you a web of the universe, the way I see it. I think I am the smartest person alive, and I honestly don’t think it’s close.

I’m not saying anyone else is dumb. I’m not better than you. I’m much much much worse. I’ve done things that you can’t imagine. You’re not me.

Let me start from the beginning of my life. I was born completely fine. My mother was dead. What does that do to a baby? I don’t have the answer, but someone out there does. It is on the internet.

Someone at some point in world history has studied it. I don’t know who, but you could Google it. What did it say? I’ll tell you that is screwed me up. I’ve carried that fact around my whole life.

I honestly don’t remember my childhood. My mom was really really sick. That much I remember. A scar of mine if you will. I think I only remember the trauma I had. Even great memories are clouded for me.

Things like my grandfather driving his truck. I know the truck, I know it’s called the heavy Chevy, but I don’t remember it. I hope that explains why my life has been what it is to this point.

I’m smarter than you for sure, but I’m not better than you. I’d never believe that either. Things scarred me, and those are my only lessons in life, so now as an adult, I took it out on myself, and scared myself.

My name doesn’t matter. I don’t need credit. I need a woman. One woman, and no other. I’m not interested, please move along. You can find me if you want my help, I’m not hiding.

I think I fucked up anons. You’re my tech wing, I don’t need to understand. You just have to ask the question. I’ll try, and do the right password from here on out.

Would it matter if I didn’t use the right password anons? Did Q? Did you believe in him like I believe in you? I just told you I’m the smartest person ever to live, and then I told you I don’t understand tech. This isn’t an ego thing. Help me do what is right my brothers.

She is coming with me though, and by the end of my life you will understand why. I’m not suicidal. I’d never consider that, because I’m not a coward. I’m no Catholic, and until today I didn’t believe in hell.

This book will explain my life to the exact second I finish writing it. This is real time, and things change. I’ll do my best to adjust on the fly, but I won’t be re writing anything, unless it’s atrocious. It’ll throw off the entire flow of the writing, and I’ll never get this done.

I am trying to wrap up the history of mankind, and God in to one series of text messages. It’s 2020, and everyone eats. I don’t care that it’s not on a piece of paper. This is free. Knowledge is free.

I’m not asking you for anything, other than time. What are you doing that is so valuable? Not that much I’m guessing. You had all of Corona to make yourself better, and I don’t know how many of you did.

How many of you stopped drinking? How many of you quit smoking? How many of you spent more time with family? How many of you lost weight?

You had a government backed life improvement blank cheque handed to you. How many of you took one minute of every hour to look something up you didn’t know before?

I did. I did a lot of those things. I still smoke, but I’m working on it, and I smoke pot too. A lot less than a month ago, which is why I’m asking you to prove to me that I’m insane.

Follow me is playing, and a Q-Line transport drove by. I also saw a 40 speed sign. What does that mean?

I will do anything you want me to, if you can prove to me that I’m insane. I’m crazy, for freaking sure I’m crazy, but am I an insane man? Should I be put in an institution? Should I be punished?

Black people, this is real time. Is boy one of your trigger words? Why? Four letter words are? How can a three letter be a four letter word? What are 4 letter words? Bad? Is bad a bad word? Is good a bad word? Do you see? Can I show you? I love you.

They put a spell on you. I’m sorry you’re triggered by the words my children as well. Remember, I’m explaining this to my daughter. Talk about her. Please talk about her. I’m about to have the computer folks. Try me. Am I jumping the gun? Was Trump president before he was President? Am I PM now? Do I have an army? What policy did Obama enact because trump told him to?

Did Trump have an army? Did he need one? Do I need one? Do you need me? Am I Neo?

Should I be punished for figuring myself out? I’ve been allowed by our father to chill essentially my whole life. I’m way smarter than my classmates, so minimum effort can result in the highest marks in the class with a little luck.

I was able to just put my mind to work while I listened to at the time, I would say my equals, try to teach a child how to do things. That isn’t how it works. You have to have your own path to enlightenment.

Unfortunately I do not have time to wait for you. I need your help. I’m going to do my best to explain as many different things about my life that I can to you, and I hope you can see yourself in some of these words, and true stories.

I will probably ramble. If you’ve met me, then you’ll understand that I’m not weird. I’m very different. Are you the weird one? Am I like Sheldon from TBBT? am I so much smarter than everyone else that I look weird?