Anon here in PA

Friend of mine's father-in-law is a State Police Trooper.

Was scheduled to get his regular KungFlu test done on Monday, but he got tied up in court with a case, and couldn't make it to the testing center at the local hospital.

Went to work the next morning, and his Captain called him in and told him he was placed on medical leave because he tested positive for the KungFlu the day before. Was shown the report from the testing center.

He showed his time chart of the previous day to the Captain proving he didn't get tested, and so scheduled for a test that day - tested negative.

Fuckery at the testing center, if you ask me.

>>9982374

School pizza was the best 40 years ago.

Never been able to duplicate it at home. I think it was the Government food surplus cheese that made it good.

>>9982511

Goes in the Guiness Book of Records

Mike is the only guy who jacked off two presidents at the same time.

>>9982563

>The cuck CEO made sure he wore his mask right up until he got to the microphone, before taking it off to speak.

So did he just spew all his germs onto the microphone for the next person to breathe in?

>>9982633

My county - the Dictator in Chief of the State issued an edict to wear masks in public, etc. throughout the State.

My county - 0.1% of the population "tested" positive. One death in five months. Nobody I've spoken with knows anyone, or has heard of anyone who tested positive, much less actually was coughing, etc with the KungFlu.