I so wish I had ability to make a make shift bubble-boy outfit and wear it around forcing people to be sensitive to my imaginary condition, while making them scurry around trying to accommodate for my gorillion special needs. I'd so put on a mask inside the bubble, too, just to be extra facetious about it
>I wear a tin foil hat with my face mask. I see others wearing masks and I act excited and say “ flat earth, right!
Best Kek of the month!
>It takes a celebration that is supposed to be about the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ (even though we all know He was born on 9/11) and puts everything into the hands of a made up character.
Um. Sorry to say this, but you don't know the half of it.
The church lady was right. Santa is indeed a reference to satan. Only it doesn't end there.
The "being" we call "satan" is not what you think it is. Rather it is a reference to the planet we know refer to as Saturn. Saturn used to be our "sun". I don't really have the time to go in depth on this, but there was a lot of shit happening in our cosmic surroundings during "Biblical" times. One of those things was an [event] that has been dubbed "the Polar Configuration" by the group that proposed the theoretical arrangement that may have occurred in Earth's historical timeline, as witnessed by our ancestors, which appear in various symbols and mythology, etc found cultures and regions around the entire planet. During this Polar Configuration, Saturn was at a fixated positioned above our (Earth's) North Pole, where it was visible at all times throughout the entire northern hemisphere. This is where the "idea" of Santa at the North Pole supposedly originates.
There's a lot to this one. Would take time to process if you really dare go down that rabbit hole. There is A LOT of stuff you'd have to be willing to bend on, in order to comprehend properly. From a scriptural perspective, the climax of the Polar Configuration would take place during the Book of Exodus. Moses and Pharaoh aren't people, fyi. There's a reason Passover is recognized on Thor'sDay, which is the same reason we celebrate Thanksgiving on that specific day of the week. It has to do with the concept of Jupiter "freeing" us (Earth) from the bonds of Saturn. This is/was also the premise behind the festival of Saturnalia. A Roman "holiday" which was later adapted to the "Christian" religion. However, numerous "pagan" rituals/symbols were still carried over in the "tradition", partially in hopes to make the "holiday" moar appealing to the various cultures who were kind of sort of forced into accepting the "new religion", etc.
https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/saturnalia-december-festival-joy-and-merriment-ancient-rome-004963
It's so many layers of wrongs, it's insane. We're just stuck with the rubble and ashes and confusion of clown world. Sorry if I ruined your innocence by this post, in any way. You still have the right to believe whatever you want, whether or not there's any truth to what I've said