Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that Q will–somehow–snag the 1,000,000th post and put up something that acknowledges our efforts?

>>999469

You're short by a factor of ten.

>>999864

WELL… WAS I EVEN CLOSE?

Been lurking since November, so I had to take a whack at numberfagging!

>>1000000

What would you faggots have posted???

>>999999

Congratulations to you, too.

When this is over, we need to meet for a beer!

>>999999

p.s.: I'm the post just beneath yours!