Anonymous ID: be313e July 17, 2020, 8:34 p.m. No.9994788   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>4802 >>4836

>>9994740

have you ever heard of old time people who read coffee grinds the bottom of the cup, middle east people. all bullshit. like fortune tellers.

 

imagine opening a fortune teller shop. with a sign "$1000 for most accurate next 10 years".

 

The customer walks in and pays the $1000. what they do not know is I am on a cabbage/saurkraut and yellow mustard diet. when the come in before i walk out and great them I dring as much water as possible with red food coloring added to it. Now everything in the room is white. Once money is collected and we are seated at the table I jam my fingers down my throat and violently puke everywhere and anywhere. I then get up and clutch my head like it is going to explodeโ€ฆ.and begin reading all the vomit.

 

that all flashed in my head when I read your reply

 

took a while to get out.