story time faggots!
no worries fam I speak eagle.
the eagle said.
Here I was minding my own business, trying to make it in life. I took a short break on the highway when this witch, I think her name was Hillary just boom! ran me over and tried to arkancided me.
The eagle then proceeds to tell how he joined the patriots to save America from commies and islamists and pedophiles. Fukken ran bomber runs on terrorists strong holds and rescued over 500 children from the cannibal death cult.
Now the patriot man in picture is taking care of eagle and there's also hot choco and popcorn.
The eagle ends on, Enjoy the show faggots it's going to get epic after election.
TY eagle, O7!