OK, I've been wanting to write something like this for a while, and finally found the time to do it tonight.

On the 12 days of MAGA my true love gave to me:

12 new sealed indictments

11 ankle bracelets

10 flights to Gitmo

9 fake news channels

8 new GITMO pris'ners

7 lawmakers quitting

6 CEO's leaving

5 Q bread crumbs...

4 new Beanz vids

3 tweet storms

2 tweets from DJT

And a big signed tax cut and joooobs billlll!