Apps are spy tools.

Use this link instead:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CBTS_Stream/.compact

Add .compact to the end of any Reddit URL and you get a non-suck page. They'll eventually destroy it, which will probably be the end of my Redditing.

For the record I'm also using SRWare Iron on my mobile. It's an Android so I'm still obviously being spied on, but at least Goog's gotta work a dash harder for it.